Short Stories over the decades:

The Swamp-
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

The Journey
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4

And,
The Ballad of Turkey

And, added to that list has recently been:
Lights Out.......

As Well as....
The Golden Greek Goes Upstairs and The Thrilling Conclusion to that story!!

Oh and let's add to the list: The Haunted House
Vol. I
Vol. II

New One: *NEW* A Spring Story *NEW*
Vol. II
Showing posts with label Mario Cantone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mario Cantone. Show all posts

Monday, July 31, 2017

The Wheels of the World of Satire Move On an Axle of Speed These Days....

I was following a big Twitter burst last week where someone put up a photo that showed that the talented Thespian and Impressionist Mario Cantone looked very similar to the newest White House Wise Guy in the cavalcade of whackiness that the White House has become of late.

I'm familiar with the comedic stylings of one Mario Cantone because I dig impressionists and I feel the field is sorely lacking now-a-days. I've seen old timers like Will Jordan state that the reason the impressionist trade has died over the years is that no Hollywood persons have deeply unique characteristics anymore and are just good-looking super-model types. I tend to agree with that.

Some people are still good at impressions now-a-days though and Cantone is of that select crew. He doesn't do topical people though which is maybe why he doesn't have mass-appeal. He does .... Liza Minnelli, Judy Garland, Carol Channing, amongst others .... and yeah, these aren't people anyone under 35 has ever heard of.

I read an article once that Johnny Depp pitched a movie where he wanted to play Carol Channing in a full length bio-pic and it sounded pretty cool ... but I can see why an exec would turn that down, I mean who in their demographics their aiming at knows who the heck a Carol Channing is.

I doubt Depp can give Channing due justice anyhow. Mario Cantone does a good Channing though. I heard this guy do a duel of voices with Gilbert Gottfried once (another guy who does impressions of people no one over 35 has heard of) ... it was Gilbert as Hervé Villachez versus Cantone as Carol Channing and it was a dueling of banjos that would probably annoy an average listener to tears .... but I loved it so much. It was so good.

Anyways,



The tweet someone did that suggested Cantone would be a great choice for new White House Press Secretary Impersonator went pretty viral and the next morning people starting suggesting/pushing/demanding that Mario Cantone be the new press secretary on Saturday Night Live's weekly lampoons of the White House and its various goings-on.

Turns out SNL is in reruns right now and off for a while ... so a curious thing sorta happened, everyone kind of realized that this new White House Wise Guy might only be around for like a couple of months or so (turned out to be 10 full days).

Oh well, what can you do you know? But, then another show called the President's Show, caught on to this fan swelling of fan support for this to happen and flew Mario Cantone down to do a live intro on their show.

I've never seen this show but I checked it out that night, President Show is on after the New Daily Show with Trevor Noah in my region. Cantone did a live open and it was pretty good:



....the World of Satire didn't let the fans down in this case. When it looked like White House Wise Guy #4 wasn't going to last until SNL comes out of re-runs and it seemed as if Cantone as Mooch would never occur ... it did. Which was beautiful and great.


Final Thought

The Wheels on the Train of Satire have begun moving at a feverish pace of late. I mean take the variables that were at play here:

The New White House Wise Guy was Born: July 22nd

The Original Tweet of Cantone's likeness to Him went out: July 22nd
It blew up on Twitter: July 25th
Cantone is flown out to do President Show: July 27th

The New White House Wise Guy was Fired/Resigned: July 31st

Wow, this White House person only lasted 10 days but someway and somehow the World of Satire managed to lampoon him and do it with the man an outpouring of demand grew out of social media for. This was a bang-bang play on this one. Wow.

As a person who follows the Wide World of Satire ... I could barely even keep up with this one. This was Lightning Satire.